Whew! Just like the whales (Apology to the whales and whale lovers out there. I know whales are a lot more intelligent than Miss Fernandez but I cannot find any other suitable allegory at this time) in the open seas, the fat lady can sure make waves!!!
Alas, she may be the queen of her own open pit…I mean open seas, but she sure cannot withstand the tsunami of furor that came after when people got wind of the inverse proportionality of her physical size viz-a-viz her peanut-size intellect (or should I say, common sense?).
Hence, unlike the beloved whale sharks or butandings of Sorsogon, almost everybody (with the exception of her rich brat friends and relatives) would surely be happy if this whale lady becomes extinct with her writing that stinks like a dead whale. Below are supposed to be the two letters of apology by Malu Fernandez. I’m not sure about you guys, but I honestly believe the first one is more honest, sincere, and definitely to the tune of the real Malu Fernandez’ “ascerbic wit”. Read on. (more…)
Head-on Dialectic 